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Searching places to find… A piece of...

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Pep Talk, before the team travel to Alicante for...

Pep: My name is Pep Guardiola and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me 11 soldiers. 11 Cule / Cule-Catalan soldiers. Now, y'all might've heard rumors about the match happening soon. Well, we'll be leaving a little earlier. We're gonna be dropped into Alicante, dressed as blaugranas. And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin' guerrilla army, we're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only... scorin' goals. Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Catalonia, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Spain and jump out of a fuckin' air-o-plane to teach Hercules lessons in humanity. Hercules ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a Cule-hatin', dream-crushin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That's why any and every every son of a bitch we find wearin' a Hercules uniform, they're gonna die. Now, I'm the direct descendant of the Dutch man Johan Cruyff. That means I got a little Total Football in me. And our battle plan will be that of a Tiki Taka resistance. We will be passing the ball, and through our passings they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our mastery in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of the goalpost we leave behind us. And their supporters won't not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our feet. And Hercules will be sickened by us, and Hercules will talk about us, and Hercules will fear us. And when Hercules closes their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good? 
Cule Soldiers: YES, SIR!
Pep: That's what I like to hear. But I got a word of warning for all you Cule warriors. When you join my command, you take on debit. A debit you owe me personally. Each and every man under my command owes me one fantastic goal! And I want my goals! And all y'all will git me 11 goals, taken from the wrecked defence of 11 awe-struck Herculeans. Or you will die tryin'.

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Jan 27th

What's Happening in Egypt Explained. (UPDATED)

promotingpeace: The basics: Egypt is a large, mostly Arab, mostly Muslim country. At around 80 million people, it has the largest population in the Middle East and the third-largest in Africa. Most of Egypt is in North Africa, although the part of the country that borders Israel, the Sinai peninsula, is in Asia. Its other neighbors are Sudan (to the South), Libya (to the West), and Saudi Arabia...

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15-Day Atheist Challenge

anonymousatheist: Everyone loves 30-day challenges! I made one for the atheist community on Tumblr to enjoy. A bunch of controversial, fun-to-discuss stuff here. It’ll also be a good way to allow my followers to get to know me… from an anonymous distance, of course. At what point did you know you were an atheist? Why did you become one, what were the factors leading up to the decision, if you...

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This is yet another reason for the Xavi comparison to come in. Thiago doing La Pelopina, but jogo bonito style.

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Jan 25th

Users will not be able to opt out of having their... →

The ubiquitous “like” is currency for brands, and Facebook is giving them a new way to collect: an ad unit that shows up on the right-hand side of the screen it calls “sponsored stories.” The settings that exist for users to control whose feeds they see and who sees their feed also apply to the sponsored stories. Users, however, will not be able to opt out of having their action turned into an...

Jan 25th

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